The Losers Movie Review

Mix one teddy bear, one tight butt, a bucket of trash talk and one dimensional cartoon characters and you have The Losers.  Max is the bad guy, the Losers are mad at Max and the plot is ducking for cover!

One Word Movie Review: Lame

I give this movie 2 stars.

MarketBOB’s sentiment indicators, the GQS (Genre, Quality, Story) rate The Losers an emotional BEAR.  This movie is a cartoon instead of a graphic novel, lacking the depth and craft of the best in this genre.  There are no complex issues or character flaws to challenge our losers, just a connect-the-bullets race to find Max and put the mad dog down.  There is little to recommend unless you really admire Zoe Saldana’s butt or ache for more close-ups of bobble-head dogs in mainstream movies.


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